• (PRE ORDER 4/17/26) Diary of a Teenage Prophet (2xVINYL) | - ALT/INDIE *NEW*
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The Gatekeepers

The Gatekeepers - Diary of a Teenage Prophet (2xVINYL) | Mint (M) Mint (M)

The Gatekeepers - Diary of a Teenage Prophet (2xVINYL) | Mint (M) Mint (M)

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Description

 

    Diary of a Teenage Prophet
    (Colored Vinyl, Gatefold LP Jacket)
    Artist: The Gatekeepers Format: LP Release Date: 4/17/2026 

    Label: Think Like a Key Rec
    Vendor: Amplified Media Services, LLC
    Distributor: AMPED
    Number of Discs: 2
    UPC: 601570655722
    Genre: Rock
    Release Date: 4/17/2026
    Product ID: TKLK1228.1

    Weight: 1.25 lbs


Description

Long in the making and rich in imagination, Diary of a Teenage Prophet completes composer-producer Alex Wroten's Gatekeepers Trilogy with a darkly funny, genre-defying sci-fi epic that blurs the line between philosophy and pop. The story follows Bonnie Brown, a teenage eco-rebel who's cryogenically frozen during a nuclear apocalypse and awakens thousands of years later to discover her teenage diary has become the basis for a world religion.
Featuring a staggering cast of collaborators - including members of Cheer-Accident, Shawn Phillips, Henry Kaiser, Amy Denio, Hugh Banton (Van der Graaf Generator), Morgan Ågren (Kaipa, Mats/Morgan), Ron Geesin, Fernando Perdomo and more - the album expands Wroten's surreal sonic universe into something both hilarious and unsettling. Available as a 2-LP color vinyl edition housed in a fully illustrated gatefold featuring the complete lyrics - a lavish physical artifact for this visionary 50-collaborator finale.

    Tracks
    Credits

    1 High School Overture
    2 She's Just a Regular Teen
    3 Ap Doomsday
    4 The End of Man
    5 Probably the Afterlife
    6 The World of the Future
    7 The Ancient Vagrant
    8 She's Awake!
    9 Way Too Much Attention
    10 Staying in the Shadows
    11 For the Brown Book Tells Me So
    12 The Fundamentals
    13 Friday Night Rites
    14 In Matt's Image
    15 She's Not a Regular Teen
    16 Beached
    17 The Messenger Vs. the Message
    18 To the Ocean!
    19 Everyone I Know Is Dead

 

  • Sleeve Condition: Mint (M)
  • Media Condition: Mint (M)
  • Format: Vinyl
  • Genre: ALT/INDIE
  • Format Type: 2xLP
  • Released: 04/17/2026

Condition Ratings & Details

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Condition Ratings

  • MINT (M): Perfect, brand new, unplayed.
  • Near Mint (NM): Like new, barely played, will play perfectly.
  • Excellent (EX): Very close to near mint, with minor cosmetic wear. Will play perfectly.
  • Very Good Plus (VG+): Light cosmetic blemishes that do not affect play. Close to perfect playback.
  • Very Good (VG): Some light marks that may cause minor noise during playback. Still enjoyable and plays well.
  • Good Plus (G+): Noticeable noise during playback. Only listed if of collector value. Not ideal for listening.

Sleeve Details

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  • PHOTOS NOT ACTUAL: The photo is sourced from the web and may differ slightly from the actual item.
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